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PARTMENT BUILDING - DAY

  Tim storms out the building and across the street, flies AROUND THE CORNER phone in hand, dodging people on the sidewalk. A YOUNG MOM pushes a stroller across his way --

  TIM: Sheeeep!!

  He spreads his legs, leapfrogs the woman and keeps running.

  TIM: Sorry madam, it's a life or death matter!

  INT. TOD'S FLAT - DAY

  A Chuck Norris poster hangs over a pack of Cheetos, two empty Coke bottles and TOD, eyes wide open with a phone on his ear.

  TOD: You gotta help me bro, I'm in the shit! They'll fuckin' kill me!

  REVERSE ON TOD'S TV: a Call of Duty soldier is fighting for his life behind a barricade when somebody KNOCKS at the door.

  TOD: Piss off, I already turned it down!

  The door gets kicked open -- TONY, VITO and a pair of thugs named SAL and JOEY step in with angry faces and golf clubs.

  TOD: (drops the phone) Good morning sirs. (A weird beat of silence) Would you like a mojito?

  EXT. SIDEWALK - DAY

  Tim pants to a stop before the closed shutter of a SEXY SHOP. He catches his breath, double checks the address on the note.

  TIM: Damn idiot gave me the wrong --

  His eyes bug out as he turns to where he came from.

  TIM: The money!!

  EXT. STREET - CONTINUOUS

  Tim flies down the road, runs his heart out homeward bound.

  YOUNG MOM (O.S.): There he is!

  TIM: (ups his pace) Holy shit!

  EXT. OLD A